"I'm not sure that Americans have penises," Ewan McGregor declares, carefully and painstakingly keeping his expression as deadpan as possible. Danny Boyle's ears suddenly perk up. "Wait, your penis isn't there? Did they blur it out?" He lets out a laugh that might be characterized as the sound of exploding joy. "That would explain a lot!""They have to import them from Scotland," Jonny Lee Miller adds, at which point McGregor's stone-faced look begins to crack a bit. "Scottish sausage!" Ewan Bremner chimes in, chuckling. "It's where the term comes from.""No, I really do think the American version blurs it or cuts it out entirely," McGregor continues, "because in the British version, you can...
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